Category Archives: Story time

“Bile”

Some flash fiction for you. Warning: do not eat while reading. I wanted that dress. I mean, brick through the pvc window; alarm goes off; blood on shattered glass, and hands, and frock; dress itself proper shredded as I drag … Continue reading

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“With Extra Points for Neatness”

Some February fiction for you … With Extra Points for Neatness by Sheila North Margaret Pennyworth was nothing if not direct. ā€œI’ve decided to deactivate you. I am sorry.ā€ Her parents had been big on superficial politeness, so the phrase, … Continue reading

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The Double Act, & the Crown

Some short fiction for you, while you’re waiting for the turkey to defrost I didn’t ask for this, you know. Charging all around town, fighting a lion, for a crown. A crown, I ask you! What’s a self-respecting unicorn want … Continue reading

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James and the Saucer of Vengeful Doom

This is a story I read last October at a horror night at the Doncaster Brewery & Tap, which was held by author Craig Hallam. It helps if you like “The Princess Bride”, as well as Halloween. Warning: Swearing; also, … Continue reading

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Writer, Author Pimp, or Both?

Warning for: Free book! Not much of a warning, I know. I’m sorry if you’re disappointed that I won’t be swearing this time. Don’t worry, I’m sure it will happen soon. Do you, oh gentle and I hope breathing (1) … Continue reading

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